Is it possible for a romance to be too contrived?

I was looking for a literary "quickie," so I used Overdrive and perused the romance section.  I decided on Mr Darcy Forever by Victoria Connelly.  It was set in Bath, during a Jane Austen festival.  I like Jane Austen, why not give it go?

From the beginning, it had a little more substance than I thought.  The two main characters, Mia and Sarah, are sisters who each identify with the Dashwood sisters of Sense and Sensibility: one practical, one impetuous.  As they each prepare to attend the Jane Austen Festival, it becomes clear that something terrible happened between them and they haven't spoken in years, despite having been so close.  What adds an odd twist is that Sarah reveals she suffers from Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Already, not you average fluffy romance.

As the sisters attend events, they each dread/hope they will run into one another.  As the current story progresses, we slowly learn what happened between them, and, of course, it involves a man.  Even that story ends up sort of "twitchy," not your usual romance fair, other than he turns out to be a cad of the worst sort.

Without giving away too much, Mia, Sarah, and Mia's friend Shelley, all meet men, and GASP, fall in love.  Plus, of course, the sisters reunite (I assumed that would happen).  This sort of contrivance is expected in Romance, however, for heaven's sake, Sarah manages to find a fellow OCD sufferer!  The Cad shows up, secrets are revealed, and in the end, no one really learned anything from the terrible thing that happened.  The ending may have worked in a fluffy romance, but there was a serious tone that is at odds with the "happily ever after" ending.  It wasn't carefree enough to satisfy my guilty pleasure, and wasn't serious enough to live up to the problems.

I post mostly teen and children's lit reviews.  This book was written with an adult audience in mind, but there is no objectionable content.  It would be fine for teenagers, but might not appeal to them....too fuddy-duddy in tone, perhaps.

Arrrgh........watch out for the Jolly Robin (yes, I do mean Robin)

I had gotten the book The High Skies Adventures of Blue Jay the Pirate by Scott Nash on a whim....I was a bit skeptical about a pirate story to begin with, let alone one in which the pirates are birds.  I must say, however, it was captivating, funny, and full of all the swashbuckling a pirate book requires.

Captain Blue Jay of the dread pirate ship Grosbeak is "generally the most bloodthirsty and fearsome pirate to sail the high skies."  Because of this reputation, most ships surrender their booty without even a fight.   This suits Jay just fine, as he is really quite caring and concerned about his crew.  His one obsession, besides treasure, is his collection of unusual eggs.  A battle with raccoons leads to a rare egg, like none Jay has ever seen.  Imagine his surprise when one of the crew, Junco, is inspired to SIT on the egg.  Her vigil is ultimately supported by the crew, and out hatches.....a goose.  Geese are considered "sky gods" and Jay can just imagine the value one would be on the crew.  The Captain and the crew begin to raise the homeless gosling, teaching him to be a pirate.  As the ship crashes and is stolen from them by the evil crow, Teach and his mob of thugs, Jay must inspire the lost goose, a mole, and the peasant sparrows to plan a daring rescue and escape.

There is so much that is appealing a out this story:  amazing illustrations, non-stereotypical roles, great plays on words.   Great fun for all to read! 

Books in verse....no thank you (I know, argue away)

May B by Caroline Starr Rose has an exciting and compelling story line. Set in the time of homesteading on the Kansas prairie, eleven-year-old May has been contracted to help at a neighbor's homestead until Christmas.  Times are tough and her family can use the extra money she will earn.  A sudden, terrible turn of events leaves young May all by herself to survive with winter approaching.  She is miles away from anyone else and it is so easy to get lost in the endless prairie.

The story is told in verse, which I found annoying.  I may be in a minority on this.
 

Not my cup of tea......

I read the first book in the Accidental Adventure series, by C. Alexander London, called We Are Not Eaten by Yaks.  For reasons I can't fully explain, it was so-so for me.  Blah.  Which is odd because it is full of adventure, whether the main characters want it or not!

Twins Celia and Oliver are the children of famous adventurers and even live in the Explorers Club with their father.  Their mother has gone missing and while they miss her, they really HATE going on adventures...they are hot, buggy and uncomfortable.  They would much rather watch TV all day.  Unfortunately, a bet forces them to search for their mother and on the way encounter Poison Witches, jump from a plane in a life-raft, and even meet a Tibetan god.  They had better win and get cable out of this!

 

I think kids will love this.  I found it a bit melodramatic for my taste.  For some reason it reminded me of A Series of Unfortunate Events, which wasn't my favorite, either.